A day in the life of...

The young have something no one else has or ever will have. Time.

It's true. We are smart, beautiful and...alcoholic.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

"And all the passengers were drunk and insane"

A has taken off to Europe for some international law school competition. We're hoping upon her return she will be more like her normal self than the (slightly) boring nerd she's been the past few months. M has taken up residence in her flat with her brother and his girlfriend, who while not living there seems to be. M is still looking for a new place after randomly moving our of her last house. The search is not all that successful thus far.

J, or course, is back to hating uni and her job and the 'punk' guy she seems to be sleeping with on a regular basis even though she doesn't like him very much. Her life is all about 4 day benders where she loses her work key and then gets hour-long lectures from her boss who is younger than her and looks like she's made of plastic. Getting kicked out of a bar because Axl Rose showed up might have been cool back in the day, but now he's fat and she thinks she deserves to be getting drunk more than him. There also seems to be a distinct lack of babes around.

L is her usual relationship self, answering text messages a day too late and just generally being hopeless at anything in life that doesn't involve her boyfriend.

G has recently returned from South America and moved in with her boyfriend. They already seem to be having issues as there isn't really enough space for her and he never has any money. G also kind of expected to be showered with love and affection when she arrived home, but her boyfriend was at work. It's not working out exactly as she'd hoped...Meanwhile, there's jet lag.